Sign One of the Impending Apocalypse

Maybe it's the general air of crappy sadness in Edmonton this week. Maybe it's the profoundly deep personal rut I find myself in for the bazillionth time. Could be the fact that a goofy-looking little douchebag is hitting on me...... Perhaps the antics of our retarded, monkey-faced, cokehead un-prime minister are weighing on my fragile little mind.

It's probably a combination of these factors that has led to my overwhelming sense that we are all just utterly and irrevocably fucked. I see doom hanging over us all, kids. The signs are everywhere, if you look around. Lucky for you I'm paying attention, so you don't have to.

On friday, for example, I saw a very cute gay boy in the mall wearing brown shoes with black pants. A gay boy. Out in public

Yeah, we're in deep doody.

More to come...


Note:
For those of you...mostly straight guys, probably...who just said to yourselves, "Wait...What's wrong with black pants and brown shoes?" Answer: Everything. Trust me.