Recipe for Disaster:

• 2 cups flour
• 1 cup sugar
• 2 large eggs
• 1 tbsp vanilla
• 1 cup chocolate chips
• 1 tsp salt
• 1/4 tsp baking powder
• 4 cups curry powder
• 1 large trout head

Preheat oven to 400F. Combine all ingredients except trout head in a large bowl.

Scoop dime sized chunks of batter on to flat baking pan. Put in oven.

While baking, dance the trout head around the kitchen, across the floor, out the front door.

Take off clothes. Scream “GIVE ME BACK MY BABY!” while running from door to door hammering on neighbor’s windows with trout head. Throw head at anyone trying to apprehend you.

Return 5 hours later. Put empty plastic soda bottles in stove on top of now-charcoal pieces of burned cookies.

Make random phone calls to government offices. Cry on phone until police or fire deparment arrives from smoke.

While in custody try to bite anyone touching you. Plead insanity at court case. Spend rest of life in asylum.