If you’ve ever listened to rock climbers on TV with your eyes closed, it might remind you a bit something you’d expect to overhear in of one of those clubs with a name like “Boomtown” or “The Bus Station” that has loads of shirtless men everywhere that wear latex pants and dance to Mariah Carey songs.
“I’m just going to wedge my hand in this crack here.”
“I should be able to get my leg around, then work myself in tighter.”
“When you first look up, sometimes you get nervous and intimidated, but you’ve just gotta go for it.”
“You need to press yourself tight or else you could slip and end up hurting yourself.”
“If I can figure out the right knot then I should be able to tie myself up safely.”
“There is no right or wrong way to do it, the only way you know you’ve done well is when you end up on top.”
“When things get wet and slippery, you’ve really just gotta hang on tight, be careful, and go for it.”
“I’m just going to stop at this warm spot and take a nice little break.”
“Don’t look down, whatever you do. You’ll drive yourself insane.”
“I’m going to stick my cock into this hole here and just pump away on this fine man-bum.”
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