Dear Annoying, Violent Tweeker Guests:

Do I owe you $19.95? I feel this must be the going rate for amateur pornos...

Also, Can I request that if, in the future, you feel the need to have 1 1/2 hour long bouts of REALLY REALLY LOUD sex, complete w/ wall banging, POSSIBLE megaphone usage, and every cliche thing that you can think of to say during said REALLY REALLY LOUD and FRIGHTENINGLY LONG sexual romp, that you PLEASE do it at home.... not when their is a single mom and a 5 year old in the room below you?

Really...i'm not sure what to say to her when she asks me what the noises are that are coming from ABOVE HER ROOM! (and good lord...was that for real?? You should be taping that shit...you could make some serious money.)

That is all.

In Awe,

The Night Manager