News Flash!

If ever I were. And now may have to stop this silly thing-whatever-it-is.

Those waiting for any elaboration upon the subject of the dreadful ‘Jeremy’ may have to wait FOREVER!

Today.

I am At Work.

As I take my job very seriously, I am reading a online newspaper. As are several of my colleagues. There is a news item regarding a very pleasant – by all accounts, and there are lots of them – local man who had tried to prevent some youths from being a terrible nuisance on his street and who had been killed to death for his trouble.

I read it, and can only think that the sub-editors have let themselves down.

The page headline on the subject reads ‘Death of Mr. Nice Guy’.

It could have been better, I think.

How, ask my colleagues. What would be the more effective headline?

Me: ‘No More Mr. Nice Guy’.

Absolutely nobody laughs.

Many look horrified.

I quit.