Hentai and Sudoku, dont mix them up

I was going to write something about how it’d be funny to mix up sudoku and hentai, they’re both Japanesey-sounding words and one is concerned with filling in boxes with numbers, while the other is concerned with filling in numbers of boxes with tentacles. Pretty darn close.

But then I started thinking about my parents who could love sudoku. Maybe they also like hentai? Maybe mom and dad dress up with big swords and schoolgirl outfits (respectively) and get their freak on? Then I thought, “Maybe I’m a product of their fantasy lives?”

Then I was totally thrown off whatever I was going to post, and instead posted this. I think I’m going to return to my coffee now and forget that I ever pictured my parents roleplaying.